Captn Fatbeard
Jun 5 2008, 06:31 AM
Thats right, I'm a slut. My captain has joined with another captain and has left his little buddy on the dock...AGAIN! I'm about 75% in the pit ( in still thinkn' rates-that is 125% on other boats ), I'm a good dancer and i make killer sandwiches. My baits swim straight and i'm deadly with a gaff. SO who wants to take a make a wish foundation nominee offshore this weekend? My money is good and so are my moves. So don't take a ho fishing...Take a SLUT!
Allright Bob and others...Give me some references!
Voodoo
Jun 5 2008, 06:33 AM
Marlin Maniac
Jun 5 2008, 06:40 AM
With the good Captain aboard you WILL be entertained and no other boat will come close enough to you to cut off a fish or push you off the Spades at the Tower! And if they do, may God have mercy on their souls for the Captain will not!
bobdu11
Jun 5 2008, 06:47 AM
Jeff is the man in the Pit...I blindfold my candidates and make them rig in a 4 - 6 head sea while running 40 plus knots before I allow them to rig a bait in my spread...Jeff can do it...he is a little slow by my standards but he's getting there !....Take this slut fishing....Bob
Captn Fatbeard
Jun 5 2008, 07:06 AM
Yes i changed my date, I was informed ( yelled at ) by my wonderful ( non fishing ) wife, That my daughter ( fishing inhhibitor ) has a softball game on saturday ( damnit ). So i changed my hunt to sunday..I'm still a good slut on sundays..I just don't cuss as much.... So come on !!!
peejcj8
Jun 5 2008, 08:54 AM
Jeff
Are you available for croaker? You must wear a T-Back to ride on my boat.
FelixtheKat
Jun 5 2008, 12:17 PM
Eric, he looks better in his pink green orange Tutu with the red/blonde striped wig and Elton John sunglasses, however when it is chilly on the way out I hear he has some yellow and black polkie dot stretch polyester training pants - he needs to be more color coordinated.
mlbowman1
Jun 7 2008, 06:47 PM
If I didn't have any plans already, I would take you up on that. I've been dying to get out, but haven't had the time.
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